{"id":208080,"date":"2026-01-27T06:27:45","date_gmt":"2026-01-27T05:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.brigademondaine.fr\/?p=208080"},"modified":"2026-09-29T10:36:45","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T08:36:45","slug":"being-a-sex-machine-upko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/le-blog-mondain\/being-a-sex-machine-upko\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine - UPKO"},"content":{"rendered":"
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UPKO... When rhythm takes control<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\" Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) <\/a>Sex Machine \u00bb<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Back in 1970, James Brown laid the foundations. A repetitive rhythm, a constant pulse, a raw energy that doesn't seek immediate explosion but endurance, ascent and trance. La sex machine <\/a>works on exactly the same principle. Set a tempo, maintain it, evolve it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At Brigade Mondaine, the sex machine UPKO<\/a> is in line with this logic. An object that doesn't force, but imposes a rhythm. One that doesn't rush, but carries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Rhythm before power<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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Contrary to popular belief, a sex machine<\/a> is not defined by its strength. As in James Brown's music, it's all about regularity, cadence and control.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Today's models feature motors capable of maintaining a smooth, stable thrust. This constancy allows the body to gradually surrender, to synchronize with the movement, just as one lets oneself be carried along by a repetitive bass line.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The machine then becomes a metronome of pleasure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Freedom of movement and tempo control<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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The first sex machines<\/a> imposed a fixed posture. Today, the body takes center stage. Standing, kneeling or lying down, each position modifies the perception of rhythm and the intensity felt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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UPKO - Sex Machine UEROS<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Thanks to multi-angle supports and stable attachment systems, the machine accompanies movement without constraining it. It follows the body, adapting to its dynamics and allowing you to explore different cadences, from slow and deep to more sustained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Thrust, vibration, rotation<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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Composing your own score<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

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Like a song built in layers, the modern sex machine superimposes several types of stimulation. Thrust lays the rhythmic foundation. Vibration adds texture. Rotation creates variation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This combination allows you to modulate the experience, play with contrasts and create a controlled progression. As in funk, it's not complexity that counts, but accuracy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Stability and letting go<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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You can't let yourself go without confidence. So stability is essential. Powerful suction cups, locking systems, wide bases. Everything is designed to ensure that the machine keeps up without skidding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This reliability allows you to really let go. The body no longer anticipates, but responds. Movement becomes repetition, repetition becomes sensation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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From solo to duo<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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Changing roles, changing pace<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

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When used solo, the sex machine allows for an introspective, almost meditative exploration, with each parameter adjusted to its own tempo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For two, it becomes a shared instrument. One controls the settings, the other surrenders to the rhythm. A power dynamic is established, simple, legible and effective. Like a James Brown call and response.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Design and integration<\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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The object as an assumed presence<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

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The sex machine no longer hides. It blends in. Clean lines, meticulous materials, discreet storage. It can be kept close at hand without taking up space.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Rigid cases, transportable formats and clean finishes make it a functional object, designed to last, rather than a one-off gadget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The sex machine at Brigade Mondaine<\/strong><\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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Finding your own groove<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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At Brigade Mondaine, sex machines are selected for their ability to set the right pace. Neither too crude, nor too demonstrative. A balance between technology, design and sensations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As in Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine<\/em>, it's all there. The movement. The repetition. Surrender to the tempo. All that's left is to follow the rhythm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Available from Brigade Mondaine<\/strong>showroom at Paris 5\u1d49<\/strong> or on old.brigademondaine.fr<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Find out more about our product range UPKO<\/a> and all our references on our website old.brigademondaine.fr<\/a> or in our Showroom<\/a> in the 5th arrondissement of Paris.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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UPKO… Quand le rythme prend le contr\u00f4le \u00ab Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine \u00bb. D\u00e8s 1970, James Brown posait les bases. Un rythme r\u00e9p\u00e9titif, une pulsation constante, une \u00e9nergie brute qui ne cherche pas l\u2019explosion imm\u00e9diate mais l\u2019endurance, la mont\u00e9e, la transe. La sex machine moderne fonctionne exactement sur ce m\u00eame […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1827,"featured_media":208376,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"iawp_total_views":110,"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-createurs-lookbooks"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1827"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/208376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.old.brigademondaine.fr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}